Signs of The Fall - From the Dept. of Fractured Fairytales
Who Took The Sheen Out Of The Snowbilly Crunchy Supreme - or - I Put My Cigarette Out In Your Moose Chili.
President Sheen. President Charlie Sheen, that is:
According to a new poll, independent voters say they favor Sheen over Sarah Palin by a 41/36 margin. USA Today
Certainly, this is good news for Meet the Press co-host John McCain.
(And his daughter Meghan, a leading political scientist who shags fly balls in shallow right field for Tina Brown's dippy softball team.)
Where have all the starbursts gone?
Bill Kristol (the grocery boy of stupid deliveries) throws the Mat-Su Valley Grifter under the snowmachine:
... to be honest I think she probably shouldn't be the Republican nominee for president. -- National Journal
Uh oh. You'll pay dearly for those broken dodo eggs, delivery boy!