Thursday, March 10, 2011

Passions of the Newt

Newt 2011:
"There's no question at times of my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked far too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate," said Gingrich. "And what I can tell you is that when I did things that were wrong, I wasn't trapped in situation ethics, I was doing things that were wrong, and yet, I was doing them. [TPM]

Newt 1945:
'But Darling, Germany and the United States are not at war. What harm is there if we share the occasional bit of . . . gossip? Surely you don't think that I. . . .' The question trailed off in a lethal pout as his beautiful and so very exotic mistress stretched languidly, mock-innocent appeal in her eyes.

Even though it had been only minutes since their last lovemaking, John Mayhew was as ever overwhelmed by the sight of her, the shameless pleasure she took in her own body and its affect on him. Still, he mustn't let her see just how much she moved him. A relationship had to have some balance. He stretched in turn, reached over for his cigarettes and gold-plated Ronson on the Art Deco night stand with its Tiffany lamp. Since he wasn't sure what to say, he made a production out of lighting up and enjoying that first, luxurious after-bout inhalation.

His continued silence earned him a small punishment.

'Darling . . . isn't it time for you to leave?'

Playfully, to drive home the potential loss, she bit his shoulder, then kissed it better.

'Aw, hell, I don't want to . . . I wish I could just divorce Mrs. Little Goodie Two-Shoes!'

'I like this arrangement,' she laughed softly. 'Mistress to the chief of staff of the President of the United States. Nice title, don't you think? Such a book I could write.' . . . Suddenly the pouting sex kitten gave way to Diana the Huntress. She rolled onto him and somehow was sitting athwart his chest, her knees pinning his shoulders. 'Tell me, or I will make you do terrible things,' she hissed.

Excerpt: 1945, by Newt Gingrich (pub 1994). [NYTimes]



pansypoo said...

ick poo ack ack. newt pron.

the farmer said...

watching live feeds of the tsunami rolling across east coast of japan now. its really unreal. never seen anything like it.

8.9 earthquake with several strong aftershocks.

MAP 7.1
MAP 6.8
MAP 6.4
MAP 6.4
MAP 8.9



the farmer said...

tsunami warning for Hawaii arrival time 3am Fri. which would be 8am east coast time.


the farmer said...

5 earthquakes just off the coast of Hawaii too. around 11pm Hawaii time.

USGS real time earthquake page.


pansypoo said...

i was up at 2:30. happened to visit democratic underground. CNN, Fux gnews, + weather channel had video.