Saturday, January 26, 2013
Palin, following a flight from Newark to Sault Ste. Marie, crosses Lake Superior on her way to Thunder Bay, Ontario where she will catch a bus bound for the Yukon. Along the way she will kill and eat a trout, have her photo taken with a gigantic fiberglass moose, share a bottle of Fireball with a biker chick from Saskatoon who knew Greta back when she was just a stripper in Tampa, apply for a job with the Aboriginal Peoples Television Network affiliate in Whitehorse, deliver a speech on the importance of discipleship and media to the Alaska Bible College in Glenhallen, and arrive home in in the Mat-Su Valley in plenty of time for casual attire night at the Parks Highway Taco Bell in Wasilla.
Who needs Roger Ailes when you have Joseph Farah. Sarah Palin for Governor of California! (That's right John McCain, you bloodless impotent hump, Governor of California -- 2015!)
The dreamer never sleeps, a quitter never gives up!
Posted by the farmer at 5:49 AM
Thursday, January 24, 2013
If Rand Paul were president[*] (according to Rand Paul):
“Had I been president at the time,... I would have relieved you of your post,” said [Rand] Paul [to Sec of State Hillary Clinton] during the Senate Foreign Relations Committee hearing....
Uh huh. Shoor ya would have. And that is exactly what the terrists would want a tea smoking koo-koo boy-prez baby Doc Paul to do. Maybe Prez Paul would have relieved his Sec of State (as if Hillary Clinton would ever have agreed to be Rand Paul's Sec of State in the first palce) in Arabic, Berber and Kentucky Dumbass. Broadcasting the dismisal over crackly loudspeakers to the swarthy peoples of Libya. Because if there is one thing a terrist attack planner FEARS the most it's infighting and finger pointing and trigger-happy publicity stunt chaos among it's target leadership. Uh huh. Shoor it is.
Christ, what functional cretin. Obviously the GOP clown car is being tuned and repainted for 2016 and Rand "Pauly Sure" Paul has reserved himself some door panel advertising space and a window seat. Better hurry though, Randy, I hear Ricky "Gaspipe" Santorum has already reserved the clown car hood space for the yoke and arrows of the Catholic Neo-Falange.
[*]Fortunately, outside of another Pauly Shore movie - and even that is probably unlikely - Rand Paul will never be president of anything. Well. ok, maybe someday he'll be mayor of one of Glenn Beck's weird doomsday cult comic book communities, but that's about as close as he'll get.
Posted by the farmer at 4:30 AM