The real question for Christine O'Donnell:
Have you ever "dabbled" with a gerbil?
Five additional/alternate questions for Christine O'Donnell:
1 - Are you the granddaughter of Captain Kangaroo?
2- Is it true that you once had a gallon of Rod Stewart's semen pumped from your stomach?
3- Have you ever stabbed someone to death at a speedway while listening to a recording of Satan's Holiday by Ritchie Blackmore and the Lancasters?
4- So, it's true that Andrew Breitbart and Ken Mehlman were "married" in a secret ceremony in Brazil in 2009?
5- Is it true that you once came back to life after choking to death on a ham sandwich?
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7 comments:
perky evil is very bad.
I think Pansypoo is onto something here. Perky evil is e-ville.
There is a whole horror genre to it that could be explored further.
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wait. i meant stupid. evil perky and stupid.
Evil Perky and Stupid walk into a bar... [...]
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fondling herself.
ppoo
Like Olberman said, "Stupid is the new Smart".
Wonkette's post about the wave of qualified vagina-havers was pretty damn funny as well.
We've all seen this movie before.
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