The real question for Christine O'Donnell: Have you ever "dabbled" with a gerbil?
Five additional/alternate questions for Christine O'Donnell: 1 - Are you the granddaughter of Captain Kangaroo? 2- Is it true that you once had a gallon of Rod Stewart's semen pumped from your stomach? 3- Have you ever stabbed someone to death at a speedway while listening to a recording of Satan's Holiday by Ritchie Blackmore and the Lancasters? 4- So, it's true that Andrew Breitbart and Ken Mehlman were "married" in a secret ceremony in Brazil in 2009? 5- Is it true that you once came back to life after choking to death on a ham sandwich?