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Mars visitors Basiago and Stillings confirm Barack Obama traveled to Mars - Examiner.com:
Two former participants in the CIA’s Mars visitation program of the early 1980’s have confirmed that U.S. President Barack H. Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and was among the young Americans from the program who they later encountered on the Martian surface after reaching Mars via “jump room.”
When they then first teleported to Mars in Summer 1981, the young Mars visitors confronted the situation that Major Dames had covered at length during the class the previous summer – that one of their principal concerns on Mars would be to avoid being devoured by one of the predator species on the Martian surface, some of which they would be able to evade, and some of which were impossible to evade if encountered.
(H/T: ABL at Balloon Juice and and ABL Chronicles)
Is Obama and the DOJ conspiring with the FBI, Department of Homeland Security and the ACLU/CIA to teleport Occupy Wall Street protestors to the surface of Mars by way of some kind of sooper evil secret fiber-optic expressway thing where they will be devoured by voracious Martian surface predators? Or something like that. OMG!
Hopefully, Keith Olbermann will invite Michael Moore back to his cable tv show later this evening to warn America of this frightening new development.
Speaking of Martian surface critters: I always knew there was something funny looking about that James Carville dood.