Saturday, August 13, 2011

Restoring Honor and Dignity to the White House

Iowa State Fair Corndong Queen and next President of the United States, Michele Bachmann, wins Ames Straw Poll.


You ain't nothin' but a corn dog
Lyin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a corn dog
Lyin' all the time
Well, you ain't never clubbed a halibut
And you ain't no friend of mine

Straw Poll Results:

Michele Bachmann - 4823
Ron Paul - 4671
Tim Pawlenty - 2293
Rick Santorum - 1657
Herman Cain - 1456
Rick Perry (write in) - 718
Mitt Romney - 567
Newt Gingrich - 385
Jon Huntsman - 69
Thad McCotter - 35



mike in pr said...

When will they be officially changing the name of the party from Republican to Tea?

the farmer said...

soon. soon as they finish shrinking it down so its small enough to drown in a bathtub.


pansypoo said...

the part of lincoln devolves. may it dissolve.

pjk said...

Someone used the phrase "Teavangelical" recently to describe the fevered efforts of the fine, Gawd-fearing R contenders.

And I don't mean Romney or Huntsman.

You know those face-morphing photos that show up on Leno occasionally? How close do you think Perry gets to blending Reagan with W?

Just what we need; another Texan, buns a-flexin'.