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Friday, May 20, 2011

SBL Dispensationalism Weekend




Nightly Amusements

Thank God It's Friday:
- Eve Angelical and the Hellfire Hotdogs
- The 3%ers

Sayonara Saturday (doors open at 6pm):
- The Annihilationism Blues Band (respect few, fear none)
- Happy Camper Holiday
and...
- Cloud Kookooland

Sweet Hereafter Sunday:
- Cold Leftovers

Broadcast live via Rapture Roundup Radio

End Note: Saturday, May 21 is NOT the end of the world. It's the Rapture. The actual end of the world, according to forward looking statements and ministerial scheduling dates provided by Harold Camping and Family Radio - will occur on October 21, 2011. Via eBible Fellowship dot com (www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/):
2011 AD — On May 21st, Judgment Day will begin and the rapture (the taking up into heaven of God’s elect people) will occur at the end of the 23-year great tribulation. On October 21st, the world will be destroyed by fire (7000 years from the flood; 13,023 years from creation).


Ok then. So, y'all have another five months before a wrathful God lowers the big boom. Furthermore, Harold doesn't believe in Hell, so there will be no eternal torment for the unsaved (which is a nice gesture given some of the other available options). The doomed will simply cease to be. That being said, in the meantime - enjoy yourself, while you're still in the pink.

Sing-a-long with Prince Buster:




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10 comments:

jp said...

I'd play too, but I will be in hebben with d'geebus.

the farmer said...

Not on Friday night you won't be. You can sit in with the 3percenters. Unless you have plans to visit Christmas Tree Island and catch an early updraft.

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pansypoo said...

what if it's next weekend?

the farmer said...

I have a feeling this rapture might just mostly involve Harold Camping disappearing with his 70 million little George Washingtons. He'll turn up someday living in at a ski resort in the Carpathian mountains - hunting chamois and going to the gym with Whitey Bulger. Or something like that.

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the farmer said...

Unless you have plans to visit Christmas Tree Island

Umm, that should have read Christmas Island, the one in the Indian Ocean. Not Christmas Tree Island. Which is in Key West harbor.

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the farmer said...

The rapture appears to be running late. almost 6:30pm May 21 at Christmas Island and still no earthquake of biblical proportions.

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pansypoo said...

pfft. it's next weekend.

the farmer said...

free chicken and beer, tomorrow!

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the farmer said...

Well, its 6:18 pm EST and I'm still here. Not that that should come as any surprise.

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pansypoo said...

fooey. we'll get raptured +the rite stays.