SOLID CHEESE TOUR 2012
Rick Santorum and his Nights of Malta Party Knights band release their new recording just in time for Christmas and 2012 tour. Contains old favorites and new hits - including:
- Solid Block of Cheese
- Don't Bogart That Fetus, Pass It Over To Me
- Resurrection Sundae
- Outraising Cain
- Josemaría Lightning
- ConJoin in Des Moines
- Fecal Matter Lube Groove
- Man On Dog Google Bomb Blues
- Catholic Contraception Device
- Canonball Saints Boogie
- The Right to Privacy Does Not Exist!
- Candy Desk Defender
and...
- Frothy Mix Dub
Order yours today! Before Mitt Romney buys the original master recording and all copies and drowns them at the bottom of Lake Winnipesaukee.
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10 comments:
at least he is wasting his time + money.
and get frothy back to #1
So, who's going to be the repugnican nominee?
nominee?
hell if i know. who do you think?
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hell if i know.
MIKE! anybody but mittens?
they're all afraid to darken Newts mild winter sky at this point but i doubt the fair weather will last much past the new year. Then it'll get much colder and blustery for Newty and eventually a hard shit-rain is gonna fall before its all over and the long hot sweaty summer comes to an end. I'll bet all 10 of Mittens 1934 Grover Clevelands on it. Anyone else want to gamble with Mitty's money feel free.
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"Äbody but mittens" seems to be the general consensus among dems, but I'm not so sure since he's so unpopular among so many repugs.
republikkklans don't want mittens as he is aalmost reasonable. they want blood this time. newt is a bomb throwing hater. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
and thus will be hoist upon their own petard.
i just hope all the repug candidates stay in the race for six or seven more months and bloody each other up thoroughly.
obama can attack their shared idealogical absurdities and let them do the personal attacking for him
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