Iowa State Fair Corndong Queen and next President of the United States, Michele Bachmann, wins Ames Straw Poll.
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You ain't nothin' but a corn dog
Lyin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a corn dog
Lyin' all the time
Well, you ain't never clubbed a halibut
And you ain't no friend of mine
Straw Poll Results:
Michele Bachmann - 4823
Ron Paul - 4671
Tim Pawlenty - 2293
Rick Santorum - 1657
Herman Cain - 1456
Rick Perry (write in) - 718
Mitt Romney - 567
Newt Gingrich - 385
Jon Huntsman - 69
Thad McCotter - 35
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4 comments:
When will they be officially changing the name of the party from Republican to Tea?
soon. soon as they finish shrinking it down so its small enough to drown in a bathtub.
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the part of lincoln devolves. may it dissolve.
Someone used the phrase "Teavangelical" recently to describe the fevered efforts of the fine, Gawd-fearing R contenders.
And I don't mean Romney or Huntsman.
You know those face-morphing photos that show up on Leno occasionally? How close do you think Perry gets to blending Reagan with W?
Just what we need; another Texan, buns a-flexin'.
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