The Peripheral News System (PNS):
...resides or extends outside the central nervous network (CNN), which consists of a conventionally compromised brain and spinal cord. The main function of the PNS is to connect the CNN to idiosyncratic limbs and organs. Unlike the central nervous network (CNN), the PNS is not protected by bone or by the blood-brain barrier, leaving it exposed to toxins and mechanical injuries. ~ (Wiki)
Mr. Pniss Genitalia, whose years of reporting have earned him the prestigious P. Buddy Award for Excellence in Journalistic Peculiarity, will be your host each week for PNS's Saturation Room.
Mr. Pniss lives in Pomonkey, Maryland with his wife Vniss and their two children: a son Woody and daughter Juturna.
Mr. Pniss has lived in both Red States and Blue States and has visited many throbbing Purple regions throughout the nation over the years. The Genitalia's are descendants of Toscana as well as Scottish Middle March Border Reiver clans.
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